Monochrome, text-first crewneck declaring dry, self-deprecating humor for introverts who use candid one-liners as social armor. The clean, condensed sans type sits centered on a soft white sweatshirt, reading like a deadpan status update—subtle from a distance, clear up close. It fits into the sarcastic self-image humor trend with minimal two-tone contrast and short, readable lines that mirror everyday overthinking and social fatigue.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidered decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar with seam
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and chemical safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
