A minimalist, text-first hooded sweatshirt featuring a compact, confessional micro-line that reads as candid self-deprecating humor for introverts and anxious thinkers. The small, centered sans-serif headline sits on a clean white background for high readability and a two-tone, monochrome aesthetic consistent with sarcastic self-image humor. Lightweight but warm, the hoodie blends everyday comfort with a wearable statement piece that reads like a personal status update.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams
- DTF inner neck label and DTG print method
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
