Monochrome, text-forward velveteen blanket that reads like a wry status update — bold sans headline with a small underlined subline that leans into anxious, self-deprecating humor. The minimalist black-on-white layout fits the ‘sarcastic self-image’ trend: quick to read, quietly confessional, and designed to be a personal comfort piece for introverts and overthinkers who use humor to cope. Works as a cozy throw for lounging, layering on the couch, or keeping by your favorite reading spot.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- Polyester fabric (100% or 83% Polyester, 17% Spandex option)
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²)
- Meets flammability and restricted substance compliance (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
