A cheeky velveteen plush blanket printed with a bold, anti‑sappy slogan and a split heart lightning motif. The design pairs stark black, soft pink accents and chunky sans lettering for a meme‑adjacent, irreverent Valentine vibe — made to drape over a couch or lap for low‑key comfort with attitude. Fits the Irreverent Valentine Humor trend by turning romantic tropes into short, sarcastic copy that reads clearly from a distance. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product