{"product_id":"love-is-overrated-blanket-irreverent-valentine-sarcastic-love-quote","title":"Love Is Overrated Blanket | Irreverent Valentine, Sarcastic Love Quote","description":"A cheeky velveteen plush blanket printed with a bold, anti‑sappy slogan and a split heart lightning motif. The design pairs stark black, soft pink accents and chunky sans lettering for a meme‑adjacent, irreverent Valentine vibe — made to drape over a couch or lap for low‑key comfort with attitude. Fits the Irreverent Valentine Humor trend by turning romantic tropes into short, sarcastic copy that reads clearly from a distance.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":46471543554206,"sku":"33176425306875817256","price":16.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":46471543586974,"sku":"20583305020525711266","price":28.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":46471543619742,"sku":"38674740966038350078","price":39.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/9595\/8430\/files\/8365970026318578957_2048.jpg?v=1770151018","url":"https:\/\/cumquatvibes.com\/products\/love-is-overrated-blanket-irreverent-valentine-sarcastic-love-quote","provider":"Cumquat Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}